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Oh neat, a profile stalker! And you also recommend outside hobbies? Tsk tsk glass house.

What does he drink? Send him a case.

Tomorrow:

PETE HEGSETH FOUND DEAD
Body Had No Blood

UP HIGH ✋

a bold and confident novice is going to feel anxiety strip all the heads when a bolt won’t come off and think to themselves ‘this isn’t worth dealing with.

If Tide wants to know when I do my laundry and the settings I use for the trade-off, fine. I accepted that, literally a button I pressed said ACCEPT.

But eleven quarters per load? Fuck me.

Quarters don’t snitch

I’d buy that T-shirt

I do not miss broken laundry rooms. They never stopped at disabling the quarter machine, lets get them quarters that are in there! “Oops, we bent the frame and the door doesn’t close until someone comes to fix it.” Good times. These good guy hackers you remember running around dispensing free gas and blowing up ATMs never existed.

BTW, there’s still a quarter machine for people that want it.

My dad got grumpy when I told him I used an app to do my laundry instead of a sack of quarters. Then he got real grumpy when I explained it was better in every. single. way.

This is that, in policy form. (EDIT: This is the important part, not how I do my laundry)

But the cloud is buying up all the memory and storage

What qualifications will they have?

Orange lips

I think Jeff Bozo will be OK, lol

Ask Yoko

The Times was like, “this is our guy,” and published him.

Hmm… Maybe they should make people feeders.

But then there’ll be a shortage and the prices will start to rise an then nobody will be able to affo-😂😂😂

jk eat shit nvidia

It’s logarithmic, 20 points for crashing a SpaceX rocket into a data center.

A single centralized warehouse for physical media

Sure, once you remove all historical context. Wait, are you Grok?

Did you have an ancestor telling the people trying to save scrolls from burning that removing them ‘defeats the purpose of the library of Alexander’ or were you adopted?

We should probably all be downloading the website and printing off the important stuff, like how to make fire and why the sky-spirits get mad sometimes.

Arm then with real munitions you cowards!