I heard the Rock speak and he’s actually an intelligent, articulate person. I definitely would vote for him.

I’ll take “kind of meh” over Trump anyday.

Hell, a stinking turd floating down the Potomac river would make a better POTUS than Trump…

This has to be an Onion piece. Surely…

I honestly thought there was no line for MAGA at this point

Don’t assume there is a line. Most of those MAGA numbskulls are armed to the teeth, yet neither Trump nor any of his less-well-protected henchmen are dead yet. So I guess kiddie stuff is mildly okay for the MAGA dumdums - or at least not really anything to get truly worked up over…

part of the “Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force,” troops would be equipped with weapons and riot gear

So let’s see, a sort of protection squadron with weapons… Hmm, I wonder what we could call it…

How about we use fancy German?

“Schutzstaffel” sounds spiffy. And “Waffen” for the weapons.

We could even shorten it to the even spiffier “Waffen SS”.

Are you implying that a man of such unquestioned integrity as Donald Trump might have a conflict of interest here?
Perish the thought…

If I was Lip-Bu Tan, I would retort by asking about the Epstein files.

In fact, I reckon if everybody who gets attacked by Donald Trump retorted the same thing, it would be the most massive embarrassment for the orange utan. Not to mention, it would be highly amusing and extremely satisfying for the rest of us.

I wonder why nobody does it… Trump is such an easy target with that pedo scandal hovering over him right now.

Cook is well known for his ability to foster a relationship with President Trump

Cook is Trump’s token gay friend.

If you buy Apple products for some reason I can’t fathom, remember this: some of your money will have paid for a golden statue for Donald Trump.

I wouldn’t feel good holding that iPhone in my hand knowing that…

You’ll know that for sure after it’s built. Right now, that’s only what Trump is promising. And if there’s one hard truth about Trump, it’s that you can’t trust anything he says.

they want people still pay taxes when they live overseas

That’s why you have to give up your citizenship. The US is one of few countries in the world that run this scam of demanding taxes be paid by people who live abroad.

Yeah it’s not for everybody: you have to have the means, have the guts to make the jump and not hold any hope for America. Most people lack at least one of those necessary criteria. But if you can do it, it’s a good option: life is much better outside the USA. Trust me on that one.

The grim reaper will get him eventually, Like Chaplin said, as long as men die, liberty will never perish.

There is a way: emigrate and give up your citizenship. That’s what I did when Dubya started the fascist shitshow after 9/11. I didn’t want any of my hard-earned funneled into torturing innocent people in Gitmo or funding the DHS Gestapo. So I left. I’m glad I did.

He’d better not start them too soon, because he might have to pay back all that money he’s been stealing from hard-working Americans since he started his stupid illegal trade war.

Palestinian Fentanyl is the most potent and the most addictive to psychopathic MAGAts and conservative billionaire sonsabitches, because it’s made from the distilled tears of oppressed people.

They can’t get enough of it: the richer, the more conservative, the higher they get on other people’s suffering.

How does using tariffs to bully Brazil into leaving his fascist pal Bolsonaro alone, or bully Canada into helping Israel’s genocide, fit into the emergency economic powers Trump claims to justify highjacking Congress’ power of the purse?

It doesn’t of course. This is a rhetorical question. But what’s staggering here is, Trump’s tariffs are blatantly, in-you-face-level illegal, and yet nobody even tries to stop him - let alone try him / impeach him / help him fall off a window at the top floor of the Trump tower Russia-stylee. The mind boggles…

People are chattel to the rich and powerful.

You can tell a psychopath when one of them with the audience of a POTUS doesn’t seem to find it problematic in the slightest to speak of a former child abuse victim who recently committed suicide because of what she went through like a piece of property.

You can tell a dysfunctional country when neither the house nor the senate erupts in rage over what the psychopathic POTUS says.

Absolutely abject.

If US liberals can’t see the difference between Tesla cars and any old EVs, fuck US liberals quite frankly.

But I doubt it. If anybody is killing EVs in the US, it’s Donald “What Epstein files?” Trump.

Oh yeah true, how could I forget that psycho!