MinnesotaGoddam

liberals? I was being pressured to read it at a conservative college. i never viewed it as a “liberal” newspaper (just a murdoch one) but i see things through a skewed lens

dude’s adding a clacks tower to his homelab and here i am eating hot chip

oh your method was real i thought i was in programmer memes for a second and thought it was going to be

he’s one of the students that when he tries to elope, you let him

This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife’s classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn’t even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp

everyone should plan on it anyways

i can’t vote without my voting knife and my voting joint! also my voting semiautomatic shotgun! also did you know you theoretically can’t be arrested for your conduct in a voting booth, which is why there’s that guy who smoked a joint in the voting booth and then swallowed the roach every year for a while?

iraq would like a word

100

99 because hilary ain’t running. sorry.

i heard it was 100 from an international airport (not domestic, we have a domestic airport in my town but not an international. the difference is it’s basically one of those little take your own plane airports. also full of explosives because it’s run by raytheon but y’know) and because i’m on the internet and you’re not my fact is more true

in california at least you can still bring your absentee ballot to your polling location to drop off. mine is open a week ahead of time, they got someone sitting there with a ballot box.

Or differently sounds like a good reason to have black panthers show up and watch ice

Excuse me it’s spelt Jhon Stuart

Of course they’re releasing unredacted compromising photographs of the victims. One of the traffickera’ personal lawyer is overseeing the process so as to ensure as much harm as possible

Wait shit really?

well he’s a man and metoo made very clear

don’t forget, being sexually harassed by a mod and then warning people about the mod will get you banned too

steven colbert’s baby brother died in a plane crash when he was a teenager so i’m confused

i need more coffee. thank you for the wakeup call.

dude hasn’t even read the opinion, has just heard that it’s got christianity in it and is all in a lather.