He’s definitely the sort of guy who would nuke the world just to stay out of prison.

We all know that Trump loves knee jerk reactions with horrible consequences…

500% spike at Papa Johns holy.

If you insist

Trump actually made a tweet just now on the name:

It’s not the Save Act, it’s The Save America Act! A MUCH better, and more important, name!!! President DJT

Trump wants some of that Patriot Act branding.

Full related tweet:

Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT

I’d say there’s a non-zero chance that Trump will drop a nuke to look tough.

“The new Iranian leader wouldn’t show me the proper respect, so I nuked Tehran! Iran had it coming! And I will nuke another Iranian city every day until they UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDER!”

Now that would be a beautiful thing. Third party voters such as myself wouldn’t get so much hate if ranked choice is an option.

I suspect two possibilities:

• Trump chickens out by April and says he got everything he wanted out of Iran anyways.
• Trump feels spiteful and decides to do The Big One on Iran because they really pissed him off.

I feel Trump is going to declare victory over nothing, but there’s always that intrusive thought that Trump will do something more unprecedented.

Here is Trump’s war plan for Iran (actual tweet he made 2 hours ago):

There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT & ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure. Dems will probably take the House, but not the Senate.

I anticipate a few impeachment attempts that go nowhere. Then Trump will conquer Cuba for giggles. Then things will flip a bit more, and a Republican president will “declare war” on China for who knows why. Then none of this will matter.

I think you’ve got a case of correlation not causation here.

One big reason the Roman army turned stupider is because the smart ones all died in the endless civil wars. The 3rd century was not a peaceful time.

More wealth extraction means more profits!

Here is a choice list of Democrats that voted for war with Iran:

• Henry Cuellar of Texas
• Jared Golden of Maine
• Greg Landsman of Ohio
• Juan Vargas of California

I propose having Mike Pence win the Democratic primary. He has all the demographic stuff covered, and the story is perfect: Once aligned with the GOP, he broke away and now sides with the Democrats to seize the Presidency from Trump. The Blue No Matter Who people will sail Pence through the primary and the general. It’s the perfect plan!

Aha! I’ve got it! The US is performing a humanitarian operation where they aid Iran with reducing their CO₂ emissions.

Ah, yes. I shall provide a justification for the war on Trump’s behalf, as a devout follower of Vengeful Christ and Merciless Mary.

You see, after conquering the Roman Empire, Jesus viewed the Persians as enemies of God Himself. Those who follow Zoroastrianism do not follow God. It is for this reason Jesus sought revenge against the Persians for their lack of faith, and instituted pogroms to remove any of Persian descent from the Empire. Regrettably, Jesus was unable to complete His campaign against the Persians before his untimely death.

What Trump thought of as a “feeling” was actually an order from Vengeful Christ, to finish what He started. Jesus considers the existence of Iran to be an affront to His eternal glory, and the region must be subjugated for Jesus’ return.

It’s times like these I wish California would utilize the Pretender System to elect a governor. It would solve so many problems.

No way. We’re keeping the peace.

Phishing for marks, friend?