Exit polls shows Gen Z, males especially, leaned disproportionately to Trump

And with that comes my reason to grumple at the younger generation. They got no rizz!

THATS RIGHT! THE OLD GUY IN THE ROOM JUST LOW KEY STOLE YOUR LINGO IN A CRINGE WAY NO CAP!!! OHIO!!!

…am I doing this right?

Wait…are you calling trump young??? I was with you up until that last part. Now I’m just confused.

Who said he’s leaving? He’s been talking this whole time about 2024 being the last election you ever need to vote in.

Awwww…nobody ever loves ME enough to want to kidnap…

“I cAnT bReAtHe!!!”

Yes you can, asshole. It’s a slight inconvience, but it’s a far cry from not getting oxygen.

But oh, now that it’s being used to conceil your identity, you’re all fine???

…please don’t give them ideas.

Yes…no…maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

Someone, somewhere, said they don’t like you.

Now CRY!

and thus a huge chunk of all the shittiest things to happen to the world in this millennium.

You can just say “pineapple on pizza”. We know what you mean by that.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Am I going to get to be 16 again? Oh thank god. I am sick of this grey hair, and bad back, and… takes mid-sentence nap …sorry. I dozed off. When you get to be my age, you just really stop wanting to be here, and stop giving a shit. Plus I like naps.

Oh…yeah. I don’t get ANY of that. I get weird random shit, and I’m like “Yeah, sure, let’s watch this video on the mating habbits of ladybugs! Why not?”

Spoiler alert, the concept of cuckolding absolutely exists in the world of ladybugs. She makes her mate watch as she fucks other ladybugs. No, I’m not joking. That’s a thing. Thanks youtube!

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I love my reccomended videos. I just watched a video about the reasons so many old subway stations use tile on the walls.

Spoiler alert, it’s because in the early 19th century these stations were poorly lit, and white tile reflects light. So it made a small amount of light act as a bigger source of light. Plus it doesn’t degrade and break down like paint or wood does over time.

Just one example of something that I would have never even wondered, but now I watched an interesting video explaining it. There was more to it than that, but I’m not going to go point by point of the video.

Erin: “All of the sudden, I was awake.”

I have no political experience. But I’m about at the point where I’m ready to start a new political party where I never say a word. I only show up, and give the middle finger. Every debate, every opponent, every issue, every question. You never hear my voice. I just give the middle finger. To everyone. And then get elected president…and give all the world leaders the middle finger.

My platform promise is “Bacon.”

No further elaboration or context.

I don’t remember writing this…or having that account!

You’re using a messaging app that was built with the express intent of being private and encrypted. You’re asking why you can’t have a right to privacy when you use your real name as your display handle in order to hide your phone number.

Yes, it does hide your phone number, by using your screen name as your identity.

If you then use personal details as your screen name, you can’t get mad at the app for not hiding your personal details. That’s not how this app works. That was never how this app worked.

Chatting with your friends and clients isn’t what this app is for. This isn’t facebook. There are other apps for that. This isn’t that.

Edward Snowden.

And if you read what I said, YOU’RE USING IT FOR THE WRONG PURPOSES!!!

Someone should buy truth.social and make it redirect to something trump’s base hates.