Right? It’s my new phone lock screen background.

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.

Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ

This Nevadan is fucking pissed.

Yep, you remembered correctly

Catch yourself up on the discourse; you look like a fool.