You take the blue car, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
I don’t have a problem. I can quit any time I like. I only swipe recreationally. Every five minutes. Maybe I’m in denial. First stage, right?
update: Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship. Swiping just enables it. Tried quitting once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
update: There’s this 12-step program… Step one was turning off predictive text. Didn’t make it to step two.
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TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•Outside a sandwich shop in CanadaEnglish
6·7 months agoThat was way too coherent. You need to nuke that structure to the Stone Age to make it authentic.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•A dream is a wish your heart makesEnglish
7·7 months agoThanks for the translation. It all makes sense now.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•A dream is a wish your heart makesEnglish
3·7 months agoThanks.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•A dream is a wish your heart makesEnglish
3·7 months agoThanks. This a whole lot of cultural context I was not aware of.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•A dream is a wish your heart makesEnglish
11·7 months agoSome context, please. I have zero idea what I’m looking at here.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•Dragon Centre in Sham Shui Po, Kowloon, Hong KongEnglish
5·8 months agoIs that a roller coaster up there?
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•Sandy let me braid her ENTIRE mane today. it took like 45 mins because she wouldn't stay stillEnglish
3·8 months agoIt’s generally a good rule of thumb to respect the boundaries of anyone who is vastly stronger than you are.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipto
pics@lemmy.world•Sandy let me braid her ENTIRE mane today. it took like 45 mins because she wouldn't stay stillEnglish
4·8 months agoResisting violently counts as not letting you do it. Being generally agitated, and resisting mildly counts as letting.
It feels very springy already now that it doesn’t snow every day. Ok, it snowed just this morning, but it wasn’t a lot. Doesn’t count if you don’t have to sweep snow off your car.
Hmm… need to set the white balance first.