3 Get a government bailout and then walk away with the profits

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Same as it ever was. Line must go up.
1- make good product, make money
2 - make product worse/charge for standard features
3 - cripple existing products, force people to buy new version

Xai SpaceX RamX CyberRam10! For the finest computer crashes you’ve ever seen!

Flaw and odor

No, they’re saying AI is a good excuse to find more ways to rob us all

Drunken extremists and idiots

You know, when the government takes your money and gives it to corporations… corporate taxes!

I could build giant fireworks for 242 million!

Corporate taxes? Is that like military intelligence?

But our amazing big brother is gonna take care of us all! They only want what’s best for billionaires! I mean Russia! Crap no best for America! That’s the word!

Stunning that they even have a strongly worded response

Ow, why puncture eardrum? I just get out the crown Royal when I want to wash my brain! /s

Well obviously you’re the weird one for noticing! /s

Unless they actually somehow manage to close the deal, then they freak out and murder the trans person because that’s easier than admitting they aren’t 100% hetero

Alright now you’ve crossed over into impossible science fiction

And by “blast out” we mean aimlessly flail around and then shrug and give up

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

They could even make them underground so they don’t clog up the city!