A Message From The Skype CEO

(nsfw language)

We keep shooting it and yelling “stop resisting” but the fire won’t stop!

Read more about this on my MySpace page!

Zing and ZING!

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there’s some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don’t blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn’t a love story, it’s karma, and you’re guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it’s only August after all.

You’re on your own kid, -T

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy…

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.