And three fingers tapping is often a middle-click or wheel-click, which is often a shortcut for ‘open in new tab’ while browsing the web. On some linux systems it is also a shortcut for paste if in a text input field.

There aren’t enough guys. We have billions of people. Too many of the ones we have heard of are related.

我会在我的铺位上。

‘But they won’t catch ME. I’m smart. The fire will burn all the evidence of my crime. I totally won’t post about it later on social media.’ - the arsonist

People who commit crimes and make wild bets are not usually known for their impressive executive function.

‘Sup. Got mouse?’

Any commentary on the appearance of a politician is just distraction. Unless one of those tattoos is something like a swastika, don’t engage in this BS.

That’s why I called it cute. If I thought someone was actually encouraging firearms-based vandalism and dismissing the public hazard that would create, I would have called it reprehensible.

Cute, but skill issues with guns put people in the hospital.

Maybe as he loses support, Vance will resign ‘in disgust’ and the congress will finally impeach him. American Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, becomes President Johnson for 15 minutes. The Republicans try to ride the wave of righteous anger to get the ‘moral’ Americans to support a return to ‘wholesome values,’ saying Trump ‘swindled the Republican party just like he did America.’ Trump dies awaiting a court date. He’s old, so no one calls foul play. Vance riles up the same anti-whatever-you-think-is-bad sentiment, but not as well, and is supported by AI billionaires who use their GPUs, left idle because they only have three customers willing to pay what it costs to run them, to pump out pro-Vance and ‘anti-woke’ propaganda. He tries to become President Vance. He hopes for two terms because he resigned before he could be succeeded into the presidency. The democratic party rolls out Joe Biden in an iron lung to run again. America looks at the options and organises the biggest mass shooting in history, in the form of an enormous mass suicide. The survivors blame the dead and vote for Biden ‘to teach the Republican Party a lesson.’ Nothing changes.

Oof, losing the moral high ground to Ford…

Only if you really want to be truly free and not live cucked by all those science worshippers.

If we’re going to do this ‘democracy’ thing, we need a law that says once you hold public office, anyone a single step away from you in your family tree is barred from holding office. We have enough qualified people we should not have anything that even smells like a dynasty.

Close. Wigs.

The dark mirror to the old line, ‘those who care don’t matter, and those who matter don’t care.’

It is… until you factor in the news media’s need for heat/drama/controversy.

He’s still alive?

Corporate monkey’s paw curls a finger: everyone now works 4*24 hr days per week, with 18hr of off time between days, and wages now being handled as overtime exempt salary positions paying on a weekly basis what you were paid on average per normal week.

‘Slams’ is an instant sign the article isn’t worth reading.

There is ‘ein volk’ and Muslims are not in it.