• Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    dont hate your country, hate lawyers.

    here’s a quick one: Q: what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of a river? A: A good start.

    and one more for fun

    Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off their throat