LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down137
arrow-up1-19arrow-down1external-linkTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.orgLambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 months agoSanta is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)
Santa is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
Yeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)