People are so prissy about bodily functions and genitals and so on these days.

Jesus Christ. What subject, other than abject flattery, is Trump not sensitive about? No matter what they do, any story that’s based remotely on fact is gonna piss that fragile little man off, so why not just have at him?

But won’t someone think of the shareholders dividends!?

Covid taught us that if nothing had before.

“Iconic” :|

Thankyou for making me feel very old :) Btw, don’t trust anyone with something to sell.

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She was the second shittiest candidate, but in a two horse race, why would anyone choose otherwise? Baffling.

Even dems are still American, and everything is about MEEEE!

Can’t wait for the mental gymnastics required from the complicit press to accept that we shouldn’t expect too much from ‘the best of his abilities’, while simultaneously accepting he’s that an infallible king who’s word is law.

Technically it’s a performative ritual and serves no real purpose. The swearing of the oath is the only important bit and should be enough. You humans and your weird attachment to symbols and artifacts. :)

Thing is, HE SHOULD FUCKING KNOW!

He treats it will all the seriousness that he treats his wedding vows.

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I’ve been thinking that for nearly ten years now.

Get. Him Out!

They’re making an increasingly compelling case for me to switch to Linux.

Bad ethics are still ethics.

It’s difficult to find the funny side when people are actively being hurt.

Came to ask the same thing. Who is demanding this?