Listen they gotta share a single subscription to ChatGPT and can’t afford the $20 version this month so corners gonna get cut

It’s gonna be real interesting the first time those rural fuckers needs an MRI or complicated surgery, cause that’s all in blueland.

The host sets him up for a classic, presidential call for unity. He brushes it off, and acknowledges what he’s about to say is inflammatory, and then heaps blame on the left, demonizing them and trans people specifically.

How is that not him “declining to call for unity?” That’s actually a dry read of what he’s doing here.

I’ll bet he gets slammed for this

Just like last time, Fox News will simply drop the issue before their followers hear this, and they’ll forever remember it as “trans ideologist shooter.”

This has happened every previous time so it’s kind of pointless to be excited about it.

It looks like they also photoshopped saggy buttholes where his eyes should be

Sick burn, which he has to worry about in the bathtub now.

Sadly we’re in the level of “ignorant groupthink” where people were wearing diapers to celebrate their godking’s incontinence. They don’t care what words mean. They don’t care if they’re troglodytes dragging us backwards. As long as they got a beer in their hand and a confederate flag on their truck, they’re gonna be happy as pigs in shit.

If it doesn’t matter if the shooter is conservative, it doesn’t matter if the shooter is progressive.

We need to stop making things matter when they don’t. Who cares what the shooter was. They never do.

The term is “sleazebag” or “pederast” if you want to get technical

Heck I haven’t had this good a time on the internet in a while!

You guys, we should really do this more often

Exactly, Hitler = shuts everyone’s minds down as rhetoric. Pedophile… well that’s just true and we all know it

Came out of government-funded research actually. Back when we could still achieve scientific feats on behalf of our country.

Yeah this reeks of “we’re gonna keep a list of all the things you fascists break while you’re invading us”

ooook well that’s scary, anything but paperwork

Cheerleader Chicken and I feel like Netflix has already started working on the pilot

The original is great and it’s incredible to inspire no matter

I’m in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I’m thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but

Bear arms no less

Shh they like to say “only 22k jobs” like we’re still growing just not as fast

The media today was a case study in “ok don’t panic everyone”

Yes that’s one way of looking at death yes.

It’s because for the Average Joe, having a TV box at the end of your driveway that has the latest big number on it is important. It’s how they gain their identity. Do not upset them for obvious reasons.