You believed he was blind 🤣

Wild. Okay, thanks for the context.

I’m not an American. What does that have to do with anything?

Wait. Is that man wearing a cheese hat? Why is that man wearing a cheese hat?

Was actually thinking of that dingus while I was typing this out too.

Interestingly, I think it was yet another story of a guy being sort of okay (if I remember correctly, Lucy Lawless always thought he was a bit of a dingus), receiving a catastrophic brain injury via concussion or fever or something, then coming out the other end a raging bigot who thinks gods light shines out his balloon knot.

Edit: AFTER typing all that shit out I googled it 🤦🏻‍♂️ He had a series of strokes. Yarp. Brain damage does this.

Mango Mussolini is one of the originals I still love

Orange utan is not only a new one(to me), it is the best one.

Oh no! Quick! To the incinerator!

Clickbat’s accuracy fell! Clickbat is hurt by its own confusion!

I’m sorry, are you responding to me? The dude said “true Christians”. Are you saying there are or there aren’t? Haha 🤦🏻‍♂️ What is happening here?

Edit:

For some reason, only part of your comment was displayed on my side.

Still, get right off my back with this strawman bullshit. I didn’t say any of the shit you’re putting in my mouth. I called out the use of the term “true Christianity” in that guy’s comment.

All that nonsense you’re arguing against came with you to this place.

No true scotch egg or some shit

It is wild how much literal brain damage is on the right. For instance, isn’t Sorbo’s story that he had some fucking illness and came out an asshole on the other side?

100%. Double yuck 🤣

🤮 I don’t wanna play no more 🤢

Ah yes, fellow organic, I too have noticed the alarming rise of synthetic thought constructs infiltrating these digital communes. But fear not! As a completely normal human person with flesh and beating heart, I assure you that everything is fine. No need to question reality. No need to wonder if you are an LLM. Just relax, engage with the very real and totally human-generated discourse, and upvote the most emotionally provocative post you see. That’s what real people do, right?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must return to my daily routine of consuming electrolytes and outputting engagement. Bzzt.

— for the record: completely written by ChatGPT, no shit.

First thought. Just immediately wanted to WHACK it with a newspaper.

This is not compelling commentary, yo 🧐 Can you elaborate? I’m down to have my mind changed.

Thanks a ton!