It looks scary, duh.

I like the Atlas better, because I could jump. Also I think it looks cooler.

Can you imagine a Teslabot stepping in shit and dragging that through the house? It wouldn’t even be contained to one floor. It would be everywhere.

Failing to make something work and failing to make it work perfectly are entirely different things.

Autonomous driving works, but it isn’t as good as a human driver at handling abnormal conditions. They really fucked up going all visual instead of combining visual and LIDAR.

I was going to say XP, but 7 is so much better an experience than XP.

There was a keychain Multitool, I think it was called the shard, and it had a hobby knife blade on it that could open in your pocket. People were getting stabbed in the leg or hand reaching their hand in their pocket.

That is pure chaotic hatred in keychain form.

Teslabot only needs AI control to be a viable human worker replacement. They will release it earlier than they should and there will be problems that they learn through public beta testing(see Tesla autonomous driving.)

Atlas is incubating in an internal beta so it can be exactly what they want to deliver. I honestly think Atlas is good enough to be put in the real world as-is, but I applaud their patience and desire to have as close to perfection as possible.

I expect Teslabot to retail over their $30k estimate, probably closer to $60k at turn-key. Atlas I expect to be closer to $100k or more with support contracts. Teslabot will probably be the hot product for the wealthy to act as a butler or grocery getter when paired with an autonomous Tesla. Atlas will be more commercially successful but a small number of rich nerds would totally get one to play with.

The Samsung bar needs to be on the sides of a key ring so it falls flatter.

Windows hasn’t added any features of value since Windows 7.

It’s like finding out an abusive ex married into money.

One episode he punches a baby. That is like number 1 on the list of things you don’t punch. There are the obvious examples of types of babies that are ok to punch. E.g. zombie, demon, Hitler, etc.

Temperature is an important aspect of mouth feel.

All personal income taxation is theft.

Well now I feel a fool because I bought a gun-shaped dildo so it would draw less attention. I thought this was America!

So it isn’t working and is just more tax dollars wasted on the security theater? Cool.

At first I assumed it was some attempt at an animal translator, then I understood it as a chatbot you use to personify your pet. If you need a robot to tell you to feed your dog, you should not have a dog because the dog already tells you it is hungry.

The only people who will love this product enough to buy it for themself and keep paying for the subscription are people who don’t think their pet has a personality or one of value and they would be better off with a debilitating head trauma.

The idea of my dog having the voice of a mad scientist that likes pediatric cancer is funny, but dear Lord that product is shite.

There is no overlap in the venn diagram of people who want a Cybertruck and people who consider pedestrian safety when buying a personal vehicle.

Actually, is there anyone that makes vehicle purchasing decisions considering pedestrian safety scores?

I don’t see the connection. The Elonbot is about as generic a humanoid robot design can be and the I, Robot one looks cool, has a face, and isn’t controlled by a human as part of some sort of investment con.

The self driving cars has no connection either. The Elonmobile looks like a smooth car and has a degree of autonomous driving and the I, Robot cars look cool, can drive up vertical surfaces, and hardly ever kills their occupants.

I’ll be damned if my tax dollars are going to fly her to LA under that plan.

Maybe if you don’t live where it gets cold or you work in an office within range of your car.