“Minus the genius and charisma”

You’re describing an Austin Powers villain.

I am all for making the White House less secure at this point.

Not only can the right still not meme, it has apparently also lost all ability to recognize meme.

Apparently they keep getting tickets in China because they didn’t bother to adjust the settings to accommodate Chinese roads and traffic laws. Result is Tesla is getting utterly crushed by BYD in their one major market that doesn’t care about Elon’s antics.