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His down smash is a charged AOE cloud around him - max 5m and 30% max damage charge, no falloff

He’s familiar with the closets location and had a key to it from all the fucking his secretaries in it, probably

“Which party is better for the economy”

Fuck those 114.6 million people in the US who were food insecure in 2023 source Didn’t they know The Economy was booming? Maybe if they knew they wouldn’t be starving to death/ facing less than optimal purchases of healthy food.

Which party is better for the actual citizens who live here not the 759 Dragons

*Edit: My reply was meant to be a knee jerk specifically to the title of the article - leading with the question about how which political party is good for the economy, as if humans are second to “line go up”. The answer is the same, obviously, but how it was framed makes it a money focused question, rather than a “citizen’s issues” question.

That is how the removal of head from ass works, start at the base and pull outwards.

My catchphrase when driving has become “It’s always a fucking pickup”

I know I do

Dickfish hate this one simple trick!

There it is, the fish we joke swims up your dick.

Surely you understand their position though? The face-eating leopards haven’t eaten THEIR faces yet, and they hang around all the time! It would have happened by now if the face-eating leopards was gonna eat their faces! Have some sympathy - having their face eaten by the face-eating leopards truly came out of nowhere and was unexpected!

Quick guide to rally locations he owes money to

I do not see the entertainment in watching “1-5 asshole versions of sideshow bob takes 20 minutes to step on a rake” as the sole plot point for 170 episodes.

I recognize that clearly people like it, it’s run for 16 seasons.I personally just can’t do it.

Am American, couldn’t get past the second season. Characters were unlikable. Why would I watch a cast I dont like, for hours at a time.

Ah yeah I realized it later. I got too carried away typing it to check that part

Trump is the kid who got good at PacMan. Then the arcade brought in MrsPacMan and no matter how high he scores and tries to get attention, the kid who scores well in Mrs PacMan is stealing his thunder because it’s harder. And he’s mad no one is paying attention to his New High Score because it’s irrelevant in the face of the new game. But he can’t get good enough at MrsPacMan, so he’s sulking on PacMan setting new scores and slowly filling the board while his friends try to give him the new Guide for how to score better or get farther in MrsPacMan. Trying to get him to take on the new kid. But he’s just broken from constantly being the loser every time he 2 players. He’s scared of it because it’s a new age where it’s not a solved game, the enemies react to you, and he’s not fast enough anymore to handle that and it scares him - no matter how much his friends try to get him to get good.

This got me. Running against who? lmao “I’m the Republican VP” saying he’s “running for VP” makes it sound like there’s a field of candidates.

Her asking to not be shown shows Vances team didn’t set this photoshoot up properly. Like if you had called ahead you would have gotten the people who were (more likely to be) all smiles and wanted to be on camera and had engaged the conversation to look good for an op. Instead like most of these shit heels they just show up in the fucking store with 30 fucking people unannounced, and order untold amounts of food the put the drive through and other in-house orders into lockup for an hour so we can finish this one $185 order because shitfuck in charge couldn’t be bothered to call ahead and say “hey we’re bringing a bunch of people - like 15-20. We’ll be there in 10 minutes, also we’re doing a public outreach recording if you have a policy around which staff you want present for that”

But no they just walk in, make conversation holding up lines and get staff who don’t want to be on camera answering their order.

This is so specific I can’t help but feel like you’ve been to Restoration Hardware and seen some kind of specific couch you’re talking about.

Not that you’re a weirdo like vance, just that you actually saw one he’d stare at longingly.

This fucking lich has been the root cause of the court needing to be fixed

Pretty sure the Lich is literally based on him. If I was coming up with a tabletop and wanted an “undead asshole, lord of assholes” I would certainly use his likeness.

His history is fucking wild. He graduated top of his classes and graduated college with a PoliSci, then went on to join MLKs March and speech “I have a dream” in person. Then he was appointed party whip by Frist. That time as whip is probably why he’s such a hard-line ass-bag of bones now.

Engagement go brrrt.

Number not go up?

Abandon ship to the next company where accountant promises number go up.

The last one well ever need to ratify, if I’m told correctly