I’ve never liked eggs. Never bought an egg in my life. Though I admit I do eat things with eggs in them. If they disappeared completely, I’d miss cake, cookies, ranch dressing, and breaded chicken. Still, I’d rather do without those things than vote for Donald Trump. Having never used eggs for cooking and eaten many delicious meals without them, I’m baffled that so many people find it so hard to just do without them.

No pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again

You need eggs to make cake

I think Americans should stop buying eggs

And trans-fats

“I love the poorly educated”- Trump, 2016

I wondered what he was on about

In Canada, another election would’ve been called by now

He was never joking. What is it going to take for people to take him seriously?