You know the old adage, “Ask for a pony if you want a gerbil?”

Promise a pony and then give them a gerbil.

Ewwwww…

“I have here in my hand a list of 205 that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department.”

“Or maybe it’s 57… or 10… maybe.”

“Prick with ears” and “Slab of beef with nipples” are also top-tier insults.

Majority of US Christians, at any rate. I’m not sure how that statistic plays out in the rest of the world.

Speaking strictly as a gnostic atheist here, painting every Christian with the same brush is a logical fallacy. Plenty of Christians are using their religion as a reason to do everything they can to fight back against this asshat.

But the ‘not every’ argument gets really tired for valid reasons. And the fact that he’s used their theological identity to cultivate his support still points to how easily corrupted it is.

Does anybody remember the time he literally showed off a golden goat idol at a fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago?

It was covered in fake $100 bills with his face on them.

Competent Evil hates Incompetent Evil. Just don’t forget, they’re all still Evil.

He’s pure evil. And anyone who likes him does so because they’re evil too. Fuck anyone who makes excuses for this psychopath.

They’re not hippies. Real hippies tied themselves together across roads to protest the Vietnam war. They chained themselves to industrial equipment to protect nature.

These are not real hippies. They disappoint real hippies.

We’re working on it as fast as we can without getting shot.

Ah, right, the fun little loophole in the 13th Amendment. By golly, I keep forgetting why America has the highest incarceration rate on Earth, it’s because it’s legal slavery.

It’s still visible from my instance.

Do you think if you put a big enough check on a fish hook and dangled it above him, maybe he’d jump?

The bar was on the ground, and magats brought a backhoe.

That is solidly, I shit you not, A THIRD OF THE POPULATION.

Does this moron not realize that this proposition is economic and logistical suicide?

… you know what, thinking about it, he probably doesn’t.

“Pardon our dust.”

Magneto had some opinions about this.

I was always told that ‘dandelion’ is an Anglicization of the French name, “dents-de-léon” (Lion’s Teeth). But some English speakers spell it as “dandy lion” as in “A gentlemanly and well-dressed lion”, for its cheerful yellow ‘mane’.

You are right. But my statement already includes these groups.