The sound of a dot matrix printer is bliss

Just hammering away like it’s life depends on it then that sweet rip of the page

Man that brings me back

I salute you fellow shitposter

We’re in this together to make people’s days better

With my borked sleep schedule due to my borked work hours…

Because we basically drive tanks everywhere on roads designed for incredible speed.

So basically our cars are the main culprit making the side issues worse.

The amount of people I see who are the “iPad kids” they constantly scream about is incredibly high

Keep an eye on your screen time folks.

Get out there and touch grass, the world is waiting!

An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art doom scroll memes

But they haven’t released yet, they’ve been announced and given no firm release date.

I’ve unironically met people who use ChatGPT for everything. (and who unironically now think magnets are turned off by water since the president said it)

Like I literally had coffee with someone who while we were chatting they mentioned that they “asked ChatGPT if the place was queer friendly” before they agreed to go out for coffee.

It’s like bro, did the pride flags year round not tip you off? The maps link literally has pictures of the place with snow on the ground and pride flags in the windows!

So many people have forgotten how to think and it’s infuriating. They’ll believe a chatbot before their own eyes.

Obviously fake, everybody knows that batteries are ruined by rain. Just like magnets.

Next you’re gonna tell me that the Moon can come out during the day!

Doubtful but it’s hopefully the first of many losses in the future.

This is a good starting point I think.

I’m pretty sure this is Part 2

And I’m waiting with baited breath for Part 3

Looks like I’m gonna have to dig out my CD collection again. I might even still have my binder from way back when.

Can i work on it?

This is a big one, if I can’t fix it myself then I don’t technically own it and a LOT of modern cars are in the same boat of making parts availability hell and the ability to fix them requiring special software tools.

Not top mention that the batteries can be recycled at end of life to be made into new batteries for other cars.

They actually called me this morning with good news. (A day late)

Just ugly, not cancer.

The moles they removed I mean lol (2 were dime sized, 2 were closer to starfish shaped, all were dark as rubber and as smooth as coral)

Still gotta wait on the stitches being removed though, which is annoying as they’re SO DAMN ITCHY

Best of luck

I’m literally waiting on test results to see if this will be in my near future.

My doctor told me last week that I should get the results by tomorrow, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous.

Because they constantly spew bullshit?