I had totally forgotten oglaf existed, thanks for the reminder!

I hate everything about this title.

The greatest country in the world!

My ports are on the front of the router. No backdoors for me, checkmate Atheists.

I’m not opinionated, I’m just biased.

It took 10 years?

This was my first thought as well.

His mom claims this led to “…; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”

So the mom is suing Chaturbate, et al., because she thinks they’re going to cause her son to enjoy life in the future? Is that the mental gymnastics going on here?

Don’t give them any ideas.

You’re right; I forget insurance is for the poor.

I feel like “mass-produced” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Also, insurance is going to be insane.

Not all heroes wear capes.