What a ruinous dipshit

Remember to leave your phones at home or turned off completely if you go to a protest

It’s usually not that much though. But yeah it is quite the boon every october

Straight to Guillotine , Right to Guillotine.

I’d like to say that Alaska will vote her out but Alaska isn’t known for being progressive or sane. People come here to hoard broken cars & ripped tarps in peace.

That would get so much push back. I think it’s more likely Mamdani receives the highest award in journalism l, unfortunately.

"I said what I said and I meant it. "

Love to see it

"as my 6yo just said, “Ooold Donald Bananas”

completely unrelated to this, but it fits.

What is this image of him? He looks like a video game character coming in for the kill.

It’s probably for the best.

I hope Harvard tells him to fuck himself so hard his asshole envelops himself & he disappears into his own asshole.

Now that’s how you write a damn headline. Straight to the point.

Sounds like a scam by big oil to sell more oil.