I haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Edit: NOT because 🫣

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

Yes

If it’s on fire, yes.

Consciousness

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.

He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family

I pity a fool that don’t act right.

Spectacular shot 🥹 thanks for sharing!

With Large Luscious Mammaries ?

Since you’re on the subject, can you go ahead and send that article about anime diets being healthy. Looking for recipes. Thanks.

The “pick yourself up by your bootstraps” folks ordering a burrito. Bootstrap?

Oh, well there’s your problem!

Or is it?

-yup, it is :-/

I’ve been with Tuta mail for years now and it just keeps getting better. It’s not free, but I believe that that’s why it’s a good choice. They’ve add the calendar app and are expanding to cloud storage.

I need a better option then. What can yall suggest?

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

Is that where we get horny goat weed?