That’s my personal favourite.

I fucking hate corporate speak.

Because they tell stupid people what they want to hear.

When you put ring in inverted commas I really hope you are talking about Trump’s chocolate starfish.

I think for the most part society has gotten used to being on someone’s camera when in public at pretty much all times.

It’s something I used to think about, now I just, don’t.

Everyone has been looking for the next big hardware thing. It looked like it might be foldable phones for a little while but I reckon AR Glasses are the ultimate endgame until they start making bio implants.

What a fucking baby

This has to be the maximum level snowflake right?

I can’t fucking believe it but at the same time I’m not at all surprised.

WTF.

“A ctrl+f of your profile”

Holy stalker Batman!

Mind if I steal this comment next time I come across a Musk worshiper?

Delivering that line with such glee like he thought he had some sort of high ground.

Makes me sick.

I’d love a BBQ Meatlovers right now

Have chat GPT make it interesting.

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Fair enough. All the best dude.

I’d be curious about why you haven’t taken the moral stance and sold it.

What’s going on in America needs people to take actual steps. Votes aren’t enough anymore.

Supports a literal Oligarch Nazi

Feels uncomfortable about it

Doesnt do anything about it

Sounds about right for America in 2025.

Well they always vote for the guy that’s [R]ight

Buys a house next to an airport, complains about aircraft noise.

Buys a house next to a night club, complains about loud music at night.

Gives the President full immunity because it’s the [R]ight thing to do, complains when he stops listening to them.

It’s all the same attitude from shitty people.

Please stop bringing up uncomfortable realities of my policies.

Just listen to my amazing sound bites and don’t forget to smash that like button fellow kids and subscribe to my slay propaganda

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P.s. Liberals bad

America desperately needs us as a base in the South Pacific.

America also desperately needs us to not side with China in terms of Iron and Coal should an actual war happen.

Trump’s willingness to abandon their allies in the face of foreign aggression means we should seriously think before siding with the US.