Per my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.

• Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.

lol, there’s an even bigger problem. Presidents have presumptive immunity per SCOTUS.

Even pretending anything is true, Obama gets away with it.