Yes, we live in one of the best times in human history.

Some may argue these aren’t opposites.

Funeral = real fun Honestly = on the sly

Seriously? That’s incredible.

Apparently, the women volunteered, although there were some who were pressured into it.

I can see a bunch of geeky engineers in the planning meeting. “Wouldn’t it be cool if it could detach and still work. Think of how she could mess with people.”

Yeah, I was thinking that’s probably the case.

Hmmm. I wonder which half.

Yeah, I always want to clean up the headlines, but apparently it’s against the rules.

We’ll never know until it starts multiplying rapidly and breaks out of the lab.

Yeah, I wondered about that. It looks more drilled. Maybe they made up the shooting for a better story.

Yeah, I usually only buy a couple of grams at a time.

That’s a good question. Maybe it has antimass?

That’s more than a little scary.

Oops. Thanks.

Too bad. Trevor Noah’s gig was unforgettable.