Rivermoonwolf

Bury him with him, Egyptian style.

Been trying to get my mother to leave MAGA for over a year now. It’s actually caused me to not see my family for a very long time

Same thing happened to me (for some reason the kids thought I actually had access to nukes, long story). While there are times I miss Reddit, Lemmy is SO much better. I’m actually treated like a goddamn human here

Goddamn, we’re really gonna need scorecards at this point, aren’t we?

No, I think he smoked it

Did they use a spirit box or Ouija board?

Opening a torch and pitchfork shop, anyone interested?

Finally, a good use of my taxes.

Currently been praying to Bast. Doing great for me and my rhubarb insane family of cats

I pray every day. Just not to the god they expect me to…

Can we just trade Utah to, I dunno, Mexico for three bucks and a half eaten burrito?

Unjust laws are not to be followed.

Send his ass to Iran, front line

Why do you think they hate education so much…?

They not only lack empathy, they fucking despise it. They seriously view it as a sin, which tells me all I need to know about their god.

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

I’m old. I’m STILL imagining a world where we got Dukakis instead of Reaganomics 2.0

I used to be a pacifist. Used to be

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.