When you rage about being stuck in traffic, then you realize….

The only reason Mitch is still alive is that he’s already dead

Exactly how it went the first time someone mentioned springfield ohio to me

This all sounds fine, wtf.

And I love guns. Buybacks do nothing and dont take away my rights, so go nuts!

Shocking

I just became black, who knew!

You telling me these boxes are basically free for the taking?

Theyve been hanging around almost long enough for dvd nostalgia to set in.

Maybe fill up a barn and sit on them for a few more years

They only care about shifting blame I mean managing liability

That much voter fraud huh?

Fox news clearly states its because FEMA spends 3% of its budget on services for illegal immigrants.

Whats a piracy site? Theres zero ads in the search window on qbittorrent…

More difficult to cancel

Remember the tv in Back to the Future 2, how absurd it was?

Plastic bag: am I a joke to you?

2 failed attempts so far

FS2020 downloads 600GB of something ROUTINELY

What’s the source for this? How do I prove to certain people that it isn’t fake?

Still.

Lots of regular people know thats its risky to send a sarcastic text

So whats the time limit? I’ve been to the ocean, i just went home for a few years before going mountain climbing.