Yeah, but there was way more pizza.

You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole!

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it’s simple Aristotilian logic.

They also don’t like to get sued, and Orange Julius has a habit of suing anybody who offends him.

Yup. He got mad and quit after they mocked scientology, so they poorly spliced together a bunch of his old lines to make an episode where he joins a pedo cult and dies a very undignified death.

Listen. It’s just a couple straight dudes havin sex. Nothin gay about it.

He also fucked an ostrich.

"just as likely he’d be “America’s Hitler”

The scary thing is, I’m not sure he meant that as an insult.

Didn’t he play the bad guy in Back to the Future II?

/s, sorta.

One per day. For some reason the service is based in Germany, so it renews at 6pm EST.

*Jance Dance Vance.

I’ve seen his long- form birth certificate.

Hillary Clinton had classified emails in a private, password-protected server. Conservatives have spent over a decade frothing at the mouth, calling for her head. The DOJ announced that they would investigate her two weeks before the 2016 election, possibly dooming her campaign.

Donald Trump had classified documents in a box in the shitter at his private residence while a Russian envoy was there, and conservatives think that’s all cool.

Hey Farva. What’s that gross type of fly that lays eggs in your skin?

/ Walter White meme/

You Betcha.

He’s not saying “fixed” as in “repaired”…

I think some people have problems with your evaluation of the last few points.

I’m not gonna give him credit for calling off the war with Iran, since it was his own stupid decisions that got us there.

There are a lot of NATO fans here, so you’re catching flak for the +/- evaluation on both of those points.

The withdrawal from Afghanistan was a goddamn trainwreck, so I don’t think he should get points for that. Not entirely his fault, because the actual exodus didn’t happen under his watch, but his timeline certainly didn’t set his successor up for success.

But in general, saying anything even vaguely complementary towards Orange Julius is gonna earn you some downvotes around here.

A foreign national donating $50? Strictly forbidden.

A foreign national donating $50k? Perfectly ok.

Drinking.

It was a disturbingly close call which side of WWII we were gonna land on. In 1939 the second-largest Nazi party in the world was right here in America.

Don’t forget that they started major construction on the Ballard bridge and the intersection of 15th and Market right before Seafood Fest!