I think that’s an April fools article. Check the update in the first paragraph.

I read up a little about why people dislike systemD

I feel like this isn’t the right way to research something. Is there any reasons it doesn’t work for your needs?

If you’re genuinely interested then fair enough. Just saying it’s not the only option, as a lot of people seem to think these days, and for personal projects I think it’s bonkers.

Don’t use kubernetes.

Creates endless pain.