Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!
It’s a bit of a stretch, but yeah
My parents are religious and pretty conservative, but even they’ve pointed out that a lot of people are worshipping Trump as a false Christ
I was thinking they should just have a Q&A with Harris if Trump won’t show up XD
Nothing gets women to support you quite like shouting at them for not supporting you
Cause Vance is freakin’ weird!
I mean, he almost got killed. I’d be a bit wary too
Trump is the weirdos…
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Another excellent endorsement in the form of a jackass’ condemnation
Quietly? Isn’t that like half of their platform?
I had this printed in very pretty script on my cubicle once upon a time XD