Paint them rainbow.

Officer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.

But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.

Halligan: “Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us”.

What are you doing?

They’re not paid to represent voters.

Although … if voters crowdfunded a few billion for a bribe, Trump would probably throw them a bone!

Wow. Who knew he wore makeup?!

Ah, well. So long as something pisses him off, I’m happy.