TIL Australian Santa hella rules, is a sad alcoholic, or possibly both

This is a wild and ridiculous take for more than one reason. It’s astonishing that you managed to pack so much ignorance into two sentences.

Cool.

I clicked on the article looking for video of it and hooooooooooly shit, what an ad ridden hellhole I was subjected to. It’s unreadable. What an absolute shame of a website

Can’t feel shame if you’re shameless and have mid-stage brain rot!

You sure are fond of commas and ampersands

*guns throttle* Tires and tube liquify, blast apart, rim rapidly grinds to nothing against the pavement, spokes rocket in all directions. Onlookers remark: “pretty cool way to go out…” And then give the 🤘 hand gesture

Why wouldn’t it?

You are part of the problem

Devils advocate here. Any human can also hallucinate. Some of them even do it as a recreational activity

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Why do you think this?

It wouldn’t do any good. None of that equipment has worked for a long time

Brain worms

Or, maybe they could build something more vertical, out of wood, with a neck hole and a basket at the front

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That’s what we call “getting old”

The terrifying thing is that this is only the beginning. Imagine someone less incompetent, less bumbling, and more charismatic playing the role of Trump. It wouldn’t take much

You could just unsub from all the political communities and manually check the news once a day. I do this from time to time when it gets to be too much for me

If you had to put money on it, what do you think the odds are that he knows the basic open C chord on the guitar?