This message is for all the trumpeters out there and the lazy-ass bigots cosplaying as dems who blew off voting in favour of fapping: you made a bed we all have to lie in. When your demographic starts being killed off to fuel greater hedgemony for the 1% those of us who fought for democracy and individual rights will be the laughing. Until they march us to our graves.

Serial Philanderer Makes “Moral” Judgement . FTFY

This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

Crack-tastic observation!! You must be one stable genius. Free hint at this game: if you don’t have a clue just let it go and don’t type.

Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain’t so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it’s metaphoric, not species-ist.

This one would be newer. A truth lost on us plebes who have to pay for things.

I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that Clarence “I’m For Sale” Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he’s not corrupt. He’s selective.

Let’s wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I’m sure he’ll vote his conscience

It’s not a bias, though, they call idiots: “idiots”. That’s not a bias, it’s reporting a FACT. Bias is sanewashing Herr Drumpf’s verbal diarrhoea.

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

Perhaps more importantly, who let that photo of his weenie little hands gently caressing the wreath as if it were his daughter’s ass be released?

ELI5: In 2021 the shitstain LOSER’s team offered zero cooperation with the incoming WINNERS. With the precedent set, why not return the favor: ransack the place, steal everything you can and fuck off to a dirty hole-in-the-wall in a fetid swamp and await subpoena after subpoena, stall out all efforts to bring justice, cavil and whinge about a nefarious and definitely-not-stolen election for four years? If anusmouth-mushroom penis takes power the least he (they? she?) can expect is the same treatment, right? Am I misguided?

What does it matter? Either way he is UNFIT to have access to launch codes.

No low-ballers, I know what I’ve got.

Image bottom right. Does no-one remember how to crop a photo to focus on the subject and eliminate distraction?

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.

The take-away here seems to be not that Herr Furher is stealing valor, rather, that he was standing adjacent to it.

Back up, isn’t the Furher married to an immigrant who used chain migration to nationalize her parents? She/they get a pass… and are white. So this really is racism in action. Good luck, folks. And to you racists, die.

The New York Times has exposed itself as a corporation that can’t be trusted. The American people are seeing the connection between for-profit, corporate-owned media and how Donald Trump is not held to the same standard as Joe Biden.

And that’s why I cancelled my subscription.

Forgot this: a list of what to pack for prison! Feel free to add…

• Vitamin D
• Tylenol (preferrably tamperd with)
• A razor
• Lorazapam (for the DT’s)
• Comfy slippers
• Chaps