Blasted.

Oh, okay.

Huh. Who would have guessed.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

How many felonies is it?

I’m not Antifa but my grandfather was when he fought the fascists in WWII.

I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm — I am an actual worm.

Idiot.

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Perfect.

You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.

The best explanation for everything that’s happened in the last thirty years is that the powers that be in America “beat” communism in 1991 and have no reason to help the working class anymore.

No thanks.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Shut the fuck up, republicans. You voted repeatedly for exactly this.

You mean the seditious rat that tried (and failed) to overturn an election?

That Donald?

ETA: Sorry. To be more specific, I’m asking if it’s the 34-times felonious pedophile rapist seditionist rat named Donald. Or, you know, a different Donald.

Is it treasonous to say “fuck you, Donald?”

Heck yeah.

BS. It took a genius the level of Elon and his superior genetics to think of putting an electric motor in a car.

It’s like when I walk into every room and inform everyone that I’m not a murderer. There’s always some asshole who thinks that means I am a murderer.

Like, dude, I just told you I wasn’t.