Thank god they’re so incompetent.

Oh no, where will I get my AI slop?

I don’t think he has many tokens — at least not from AA.

Bravely ran away.

Tuberville continues to be a class act.

Pro-life.

If I promoted violence on social media I’d no longer be employed.

Any day now, prosperity will come trickling down.

Concepts of US production.

Right-winger assassinates two politicians, wounds two more, planned to kill several more. That’s the actual headline.

Show me a camera with a longer life.

Welcome to the Onionverse.

Captain Bonespurs says march more stiffly like the North Korean army.

Sternly-worded letter to the editor of NYT to follow.

You can say assassinated. It’s not a crime to say it. Yet.

Self-driving in six months. Mars by 2024.

Listen, someone has to pay for their confinement and it sure as hell won’t be taxpayers.

Ask the crypto bros who paid millions for “sub-Spirit Airlines” food at the crypto summit about Trump’s VIP experience.

Maybe even sooner.

Then he should stay out of the conversation.