Rob T Firefly

Of course you do.

Not on a phone they don’t.

The trouble with Quantum Navigation is you might end up where you were trying to go, but at a random point in the past where you have to change history to put right something that once went wrong.

I’m not sure what I’m replying in regards to. I think I just wanted to be part of this.

license to play or use the Software for your private, non-commercial use

Does “non-commercial” mean all those people who make money by playing games on a monetized livestream, posting monetized gameplay videos, or playing e-sports for prizes are filthy pirates?

You’re not wrong, but I feel like there are subtle levels to these things.

If I start up a game and a logo comes up for Namco or Square Enix or whatever, most of them don’t make me think, “oh, I remember that time their owners assassinated a journalist, it made the international news, and they fully got away with it anyway.” That’s no longer the case for an EA logo.

It’s just adding a new layer to the mix when the people at the top are literally the royal family of an oppressive monarchy with openly fucked human rights practices.

They say “military intelligence” is a contradiction in terms.

I like this idea, but they are announcing cheapish sunglasses for sale during the height of sunny summer with an estimated ship date of late November. That seems like a slight miscalculation.

EDIT: I’m an idiot, and other places exist. Thank you multiple commenters for pointing out the flaw in my thought here!

While playing catch by myself with the squishy stress ball on my desk, I declared my left hand was charging my right hand $1M for the ball and my right hand was throwing it back to my left and charging $1M for it in kind.

So, according to these metrics I’ve sold $400M worth of stress ball to myself today. Alert my shareholders!

And of course TechSpot posts this very story illustrated with an AI slop picture of a guy with a robot, because no human could possibly draw such a thing for them.

“I do assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. But if you do have any complaints you wish to make, I’d be, well, only too happy to send you the appropriate forms.”

🌎 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Maybe an AI can read the story too, and they can all leave me the fuck out of it.

Crap-looking Special Edition Jabba has awkwardly entered the chat.

Do you want Little Shop of Horrors? Because this is how you get Little Shop of Horrors!

Waterloo, got off of X 'cause they needed to

Waterloo, Elon’s hellsite is too shit for you

I worked on a crew that took lots of long interstate drives when “We Like to Party” by the Vengaboys was a big radio hit. Every time that goddamned horn blasted in that song when we were on the road, we all frantically looked around to see the big truck that was about to kill us only to realize it was just the stupid Vengabus.

This article was written by award-winning verifiably-human journalist James Ball.

The image is credited to Benny Douet, a human professional illustrator with a legit body of work which stylistically matches said image.

By all means call out slop when it appears, but this isn’t it.

Top tip: Getting computer-generated wrong answers in Chinese is just as useful as getting computer-generated wrong answers in English.

You don’t even have to read Chinese!