Because of this, I christen my cartridges by licking them.

Idk, seeing as it was created by separating from Virginia as to not be in the Confederacy in 1863 - that seems pretty cool to me

I figured that a lot of it was just padding after answering the question of what “how do you dress” means

I figured the author was just padding the article with jokes, but I agree, that one was out of left field

I don’t have the equipment to know if this is true or not, but it seems smart to ask the person you’re fitting so that you don’t accidentally grope them

Thanks for translating!

You know, I recognized that too, but what I really needed was for someone to tell me what “how do you dress” meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯