The AI ate my homework.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

But apart from the whole Foreign Emoluments Clause of the US Constitution, he’s going to pay the taxes and duties on it, right? RIGHT?

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

He’s moving the FBI to Kash accounting.

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire