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He’s the people’s VP

Walz once helped me rewire the electricity in my house. When I thanked him, he said he was happy to help.

Tim Walz saw me doing yard work in the heat, so he picked up the weedeater and did the edging to help me get done faster

They’re the secret gift RFK was giving us all along. What a patriot.

Wacky ole’ Drumpf at it again

I favor calling him the Prime Dude

Given Biden’s support for Israel soured a lot of younger voters, this is a good strategy to potentially get them back

The horse deserves a couch to lounge on. The poor thing has been standing in the field for so long.

The convention for the party hellbent on destroying women’s rights was a sausage fest?! I shan’t believe it.

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?