They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Username checks out.

Remain calm, and don’t panic. An alternate timeline appears to be leaking over into this one due to abnormally high flux densities recently. It should resolve on its own shortly. I return you now to your regularly scheduled weird as fuck reality.

You mean his heros?

And it’s smooth too!

Temu drugs would ship in a Ziploc sandwich bag with the name of the drug misspelled in black sharpie on a piece of tan masking tape stuck to it.

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Is anybody still looking into that or naw?

I like how he keeps talking about how radical the Left is. I think we’re pretty radical too Donald!

Quit making that face when you masturbate and maybe he won’t…you know the face I’m talking about.

Dude. You got 3 whole messages?