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I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Harvest his private organs? No one wants those.

I’m in Texas too, and I’ve been thinking about breaking out the thermal underwear lol

Seasonal allergies are the body’s way of rejecting plant pollen in the sinuses, ergo: Trump’s body wants to be filled with plant cum.

Baby Rosalina and Kirby? Idk what that would mean.

Taco cat is a palindrome!

Holy hell

And your comment is under Peruvian_Skies

On Lemmy, the convention would be !yourjokebutworse@lemmy.world

Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.

Mom Ate Grandma Again

Sure thing. Fuck you, Bull-Moose party!

Squirrelly little fellas

Sounds like an episode of Top Gear

It’s a strain of mushrooms

Become ungovernable.

Shit on the bench press.

Now we see the violence inherit in the solar system!

Probably the only relatable thing about him