You mean he’s angry-fucking sofas?

In Hawaii they’re called aloha shirts.

Oh yeah, likely just the “eat” part.

-Eat hamberder and lie

“Forget it Donny, you’re out of your element!”

One can orange spray tan;

One frilly glue-on hairpiece;

One gold (plated) medallion of maga hat;

One pair of Italian boots;

One vinyl record album: Hitler’s Greatest Speeches;

One sociopath-made Project 2025;

One credit card receipt for pushing Project 2025, signed to Donald Trump;

One warranty card for the presidency, filled out by The Heritage Foundation;

One book Project 2025 and Me: (This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby) by Donald Trump.

Just sign the form.

A whole dollar?? You’ll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he’s out here giving these “users” the money he wants to keep?

I was already tired!

We’ve got fantastic cars, the best cars. They’ve got all the best parts; windows, air conditioning, leather… nice leather seats. You like leather? I’ve got a leather couch in my penthouse. White leather, very classy. JD says it chafes but I think it’s classy. Made in Germany, you been to Germany? Magnificent couch makers in Germany. And they’ve got nice cars in Germany but nothing like these cars, we’ve only got the best cars on this lot. You driven a folkswagon? Wonderful family car, you can fit all your kids in this car, great for kids I’m told. You have kids? I’ve got my daughter Ivanka, she fits on my lap in this car, it’s very roomy. Ivanka? No, she’s 42. Very beautiful, everyone agrees, very beautiful, magnificent smell. She smells like the women’s changing rooms at Macy’s, almost as good as the smell of a new car. You ever test driven? I’ve never driven myself, they’d be asking all the time, drive here, drive here, drive there; can’t get away. They always want me to drive but I say no, I don’t drive, never felt like it.

Why did I type this

And I did not speak out because fuck those guys

Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!

Put out a few rusty spoons and ol’ salad fingers’ll show you a game.

For free?? Never!

Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!

“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”