Alright I’ve been staring at it too long - what’s that emoji?

😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance

You lose that buff two weeks after acclimitizing to another country, and the perceived extra charisma is actually people nervously smiling around you to mask their limited english (half the language is just obscure idioms)

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.