I am a Law Man … Not a Politician!

Sounds like you’re a piece of garbage who hides behind a badge and gun

What did it say before the edit?

How do they even afford to eat???

Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes

And now he’s too old to abort

Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!

Binkleberg Humperdish

I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.

But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…

I enjoy these nicknames, thank you

I think many of the people downvoting and/or reporting you (I did both) are aware that you’re joking. The problem is that your joke isn’t funny. It’s wildly offensive and racist.

I get what you’re saying, “I don’t actually believe the racist stuff I said,” but we’re concerned with the part of that thought that you’re glossing over: racist stuff you said. Probably should just delete your comment.

Just realize that comedy doesn’t give you carte blanche to shout racist stereotypes and move on.

@DogPeePoo@lemm.ee I’ll give you a slice of pizza if you do it again but longer and louder

Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn’t

It’s like a reverse She’s All That

Look out, Romania!

I like this phrase so much that I’m stealing it. This is mine now.

That’s absolutely true

How it Happened (in case you want to do it again)

!yourjokebutwoooosh@lemmy.woooosh

I would love to see Daniel Day Lewis’s followup to My Left Foot

Let’s say this is true. Let’s say that Harris somehow cheated by having a team in her ear.

We know for a fact that Trump constantly lies and cheats and his version of cheating is trying to disrupt democratic elections and manufacture votes.

We also know what kind of people Trump surrounds himself with by watching Stephen Miller melt on live tv, or even Rudy Guliani’s Four Seasons debacle after which we got to watch him melt on live tv too. We know that Trump refuses intelligence briefings and says dumb shit about batteries in boats, drinking bleach, and “the nuclear.”

So, you’re saying my options are the rambling moron who surrounds himself with dumb-fucks whose vanity is something from a sitcom, or my other choice is the charismatic lady who listens to people so much smarter than herself that she can verbally spank a billionaire for hours on end, causing the feeble-minded fascist to spew shit from his mouth faster than his ass?

Hmmmm… Lemme see what my team of cheaters on my Bluetooth earrings suggest that I do… I guess I’ll go with the supposed cheater who rocked the debate instead of the one who has concepts of a plan and says that immigrants eat people’s pets while gleefully killing his own citizens