[Senator Tommy Tuberville, Republican of Alabama] made racist comments in response, lamenting New York City’s high concentration of undocumented immigrants and referring to them as vermin who “live off the federal government.”

And then he snatched some cheese from a nearby reporter before scurrying off to his hole that he chewed into the wall. Later, while fucking his rat wife, he called Muslims “rat fuckers,” apparently as a condemnation of someone other than himself.

Filled with fish

Everybody’s saying it. And even if they weren’t, I believed it before they said it!

But they’ll be rich for a moment and get to look down on the poor!

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

patting himself on the back diaper

His rash has gotta be so hot and angry by now that his ass cheeks glow in the dark

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

Thanks for warning us before you pull the trigger. I may not have voted for any of you fuckers, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t warn us about all the ways you were gonna ruin our lives before the morons around me voted for you.

I sure am glad Beto O’Rourke didn’t win. Sure, I got plenty of access to firearms whether in my house or at the multiple gun stores down the street—and, sure, I’ve never considered owning an AR-15, but I don’t wanna protect children as much as I want bat-shit crazy neighbor to have the freedom to own 3: two of which he welded together.

My freedom keeps my belly full and warms my bed at night.

Edit: I got angry and went on a loony tangent of a rant. Sorry.

Faced criticism, not consequences, huh? We’re not even handing out slaps on the wrist for this bullshit anymore?

That’s why they sometimes get nervous and accidentally sue innocent bystanders or anyone questioning their attorney.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lawyer is a good guy with a lawyer.

Like a G6

Freedom Lumps fill the MAGA diapers

Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning!
- Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling -
^Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!^

STIs were his Vietnam