the Howling North

I’m waiting for him to demand those penguin islands produce fewer gay penguins.

As everyone knows, unicorns refuse to set foot in Texas.

DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts

Oh yeah, this has gotta be an AI generated blacklist. 100%.

Weird how those photo ops they’re going to do together keep getting cancelled.

Canada and Mexico have a free trade deal with America negotiated by Trump. It was supposed to last until 2026. It didn’t.

Don’t trust them.

He’s not entirely wrong.

Wasn’t it already 35% before today?

Dig two graves.