A longer term fix is to soak the whole key pad sheet in Fuelite (Petroleum Spirit)

Dummy here. Reads to me as a regional brand name and an ambiguous generic term. Would soaking in naphtha work?

First time a political ad got me to laugh (in a good way):

Harris (…) got [transnational gang members] sentenced to prison.

Trump is trying to avoid being sentenced to prison.

Over my head body.

Cthulhu, is that you?