It doesnt matter if they do. It influences other young people to vote Harris.

Pull the plug on the iron dome while you’re at it.

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

Here’s an idea: elect supreme Court justices by popular vote. By the people, for the people. This way, they can’t strategically do shit to pack it their way

Under his eye

Search was solved in 1998.

How’s about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?

I’m not endorsing O’Reilly, but he and Stewart have good chemistry, one’s a Democrat and the other is a Republican.

I have, and still believe, that Bill O’Reilly belongs in the depths of hell.

I think Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly would be interesting moderators.

Maybe it’s because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon