Yeppers. Sign up for a monthly subscription with your cc, and no real way to cancel! “Unlimited”* car washes, so why would you ever cancel? You’re gonna want a clean car

See gym and carwash memberships

I really really wish I had a viable alternative

I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget

Only delusion separates us from the same

So… She fucked him. Got it

Hahaha. I will take the under on that bet all day every day

Do it

Normal Tuesday night

Damn that’s a big ‘if’

So is a passport.

Birth certificate? Straight to jail

thank you. that will be nice. Yes is being my answer

Um, they need us to do our jobs and stop this bullshit cause it’s fucking with the whole world

Physical media: spinning disks

Phew! Almost thought we should do something. Luckily I can just play video games whilst we wait for China and Indie to their act together

If you can’t play the roll of party loyalist, you’re not working for the DOJ. I’m fine waiting until that is over to begin prosecutions

So not a real mall. Got it

In for the Snowflake the Pirate doubloons!

What mall is he trying to talk about?

Why you out there collapsing universes into this dumbest timeline?